Kidnapper shot twice by a Chinese cop,
falls down five stories, and then comes back to life in the morgue. [Warning: Potentially graphic images
Are all the journalists on summer vacation? The "big stories" on the CNN homepage
: Second attempt launched to save injured whale
, Backstreet Boys postpone summer concerts
, and, the big news in the year's political sex scandal, D.C. police want to search congressman's apartment
. Please wake me up when the real reporters return to CNN.