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Batman In Three-And-A-Half Minutes

Kevin Street — Sun, 12 May 2013 21:20:21 -0800

Grant Morrison tells the story of Batman's life to Kevin Smith. With illustrations. NSFW. (Via.)

"I want a bustle so big I eat my Christmas goose on it!"

knile — Sun, 05 May 2013 03:35:44 -0800

The Roundabout Theatre Company in New York revived the musical The Mystery of Edwin Drood (also known as just Drood) in 2012. The costumes got them so excited, that they couldn't resist rapping about the Victorian bustles (NSFW) (wiki, and previously). Includes Chita Rivera briefly krumping (previously).

"It's supposed to make my mornings even dreamier."

heatherann — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 10:20:02 -0800

Little Rooster is the world's first alarm clock specifically designed to wake you up smiling. By waking you with pleasure. "The raciest alarm clock in the world." (via Go Get A Roomie)

Cardinal Perplexogram

mintcake! — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:43:56 -0800

L.A. producer [PHYSICS] has made a video for his new track "Cardinal Perplexogram." It is nuts. It is also very NSFW.

Woof.

item — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:13:05 -0800

The latest meme to overtake the internet in China? "Gou gou chuan siwa" (狗狗穿丝袜), or in English, "Dogs wearing pantyhose". (NSFW? I really don't know.) Huff Post piece on the trend.

I have no idea how these people got their cats into their porn, or why.

homunculus — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:20:00 -0800

Indifferent cats in amateur porn. [SLTumblr, NSFW]

Is RealTouch the future of male masturbation?

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:48:31 -0800

"It strikes me, as I look down at the Realtouch device nuzzling my crotch like a baby goat sucking on a bottle, that I'm now effectively masturbating professionally." Loz Blain "road-tests" the male sex aid of the future, today.

Abercrombie & Fitch & Zizek

Rinku — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:20:59 -0800

In 2003, Abercrombie and Fitch approached Slovene philosopher and culture critic Slavoj Žižek to write ad copy. The results were odd. (And NSFW.)

This is not the Hammer. The Hammer is my penis.

Joakim Ziegler — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:03:00 -0800

The Hammer is a light-up dildo that's muscle controlled. Or a test your strength game for your vagina or anus. Kristen Stubbs, Ph.D. is a roboticist who runs The Toymaker Project, "a place to think about technological empowerment with respect to sexuality, gender and pleasure." Likely NSFW.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence."

Artw — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 13:07:08 -0800

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - a look at Russ Meyer's finest film. (possibly NSFW)

Head related to famous vulva found after 144 years

elgilito — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:48:19 -0800

The most famous female pudenda in the world, depicted in Courbet's 1866 painting L'origine du monde (The Origin of the World), which has been drawing crowds at the Orsay Museum since 1995 (and caused recently some Facebook-related controversy), may be soon reunited with the head of their owner, Irish model and muse (for Courbet and Whistler) Joanna Hiffernan. The theory is that the painting originally showed Hifferman's whole body, as in Courbet's Sleep, and was later cut in several pieces, though some art critics already disagree (Most links NSFW).

Battered Vinyl Retaliates

rongorongo — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 14:59:43 -0800

BBC DJs Mark and Lard show of some of their treasured vinyl recordings which are "particularly hard to find these days in this kind of condition": Mull of *Kintyre, Messing about on the River, Rocking around the Christmas Tree, Bright Eyes (more). NSFW - although somehow they got away with broadcasting it in the middle of the afternoon.

...chewed-off face (seems to be a lot of it going around)

laconic skeuomorph — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:11:42 -0800

UndeadTeds [NSFW?] is a tumblr featuring one-of-a-kind zombie teddy-bears of a graphic bent. Not for the faint of heart.

The Secret Life of Super Heroes

DarlingBri — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:20:10 -0800

The everyday life of comic book legends: grabbing a bite, scratching an itch and getting it on (NSFW). See also: Paper Heroes. Artist: Greg Guillemin.

Section Two: Bonus Appendages.

nicebookrack — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:46:50 -0800

Does having sex with you entail becoming married, whether legally, magically, physiologically, or some other de facto permanent relationship? Y/N If Yes, please describe our new life together.

It's an unpredictable dating world out there when you're a fanfiction protagonist. With the proliferation of anonymous kink memes populated by imaginative, trope-savvy slashers and other fan-writers (usually women), you can never be quite sure when your next amorous encounter in fic may veer into the dubiously probable or physically impossible. Luckily for sexually-active fic-heroes everywhere, fan-writers Coruscera and Linbot have created a helpful meta-fandom survey to ensure your future romantic interludes run smoothly for all partners involved: "Special Circumstances Questionnaire for Sexual Partners (Male): Long Form." [NSFW for explicit sexual language. Possible trigger warnings for discussion of sexual consent and very unusual sexual practices.]

Poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

growabrain — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:23:47 -0800

Cancerous skull (NSFW for some links of skulls below)
Carved skull
”Just some skulls I picked up today from my skull guy...yeah, I have a skull guy”
Tree
Tibetan Ritual Skull
Too many drinks?
Skull Bookshelves Formed with Everyday Items
Crania Anatomica Filigre by Joshua Harker
Lies & persuasions by Kris Kuksi
Lily of the Valley (Welcome BB fans)
A skull made from typewriter parts
Apple & potato skull Memento Mori Death Watch - 1810 Skull Pocket Skulls from the Bhopal disaster Carved coyote skull with bonus red bone marrow "I wanna party with this guy" "Predictive Dream XXV" - Porcelain Skull by Katsuyo Aoki Skull violin Famous pile of bison skulls So much more at Skull Appreciation Society

Undressing But Never Bare

taz — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 03:04:16 -0800

"Outcasts are my kind, they try harder. From strip joints to Burlesque theaters, I went on a quest and met the 'Legends', these dominating characters of the quintessential American art of strip tease. Hours of confidence on tapes, intimate photo sessions, they peel off and reveal the hidden layers of their life with throaty emotion. Their memories reflecting the memories of the land. Vietnam vets and bikers are their loyal patrons..." The Living Art Of Risqué, a photo essay from Marie Baronnet, features portraits of former strippers aged 60 to 95, accompanied by short bio-vignettes in their own words. [NSFW; nudity] This version at Le Journal de la Photographie has larger images (click on the main pic) and a couple that don't appear in the Burn Magazine presentation, but has some bugginess with the text accompaniments. Photographer Marie Baronnet's site here, in French.

"The problem with photography is that it only deals with appearances."

Lorin — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 11:47:51 -0800

Duane Michals: An unofficial celebration. From portraitist and pioneer of the photographic narrative [Warning: sidescrolling] to metaphysician and poet, Michals' work has done much to promote the idea of photography as an inventive art form. As a gay artist, an oft repeated factoid about Michals is that he has not been involved in gay civil rights; Michals' response to this claim is simple: "I think anybody who does any piece of art or work on a political subject is an activist. A person has to be what he wants the world to be." [NSFW: Nudity]

Symphysiotomy

Catseye — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:43:25 -0800

“So when I was pregnant and about to give birth, I was expecting kindness, understanding, love. But, by god, was I wrong. They were torturers. They didn’t care. I was a thing. An experiment.” Symphysiotomy is an obstetrical procedure in which a woman's pelvis is surgically widened during labour. By the 20th century, it had mostly been phased out in the Western world in favour of caesarean sections. But in Ireland, the practice was reintroduced in the 1940s - in large part because symphysiotomy, unlike caesarians, did not limit the number of a woman's future pregnancies, and so would not lead to women seeking sterilisation or contraception. The painful and traumatic procedure was frequently carried out without the knowledge or consent of patients, and left many of them with lifelong physical and psychological side-effects. A group of former patients, 'Survivors of Symphysiotomy', continue to campaign for justice. This year, one woman was awarded damages after a judge ruled that "there was no justification whatever, in any circumstances" for the performance of a symphysiotomy during her son's birth in 1969. Symphysiotomy is still used today, particularly in rural areas of developing countries where safe caesareans would be difficult to obtain. A recently launched documentary, titled Mothers Against the Odds (YouTube trailer), compares the Irish history of symphysiotomies to ongoing practice in Kenya. The last Irish symphysiotomy was carried out in Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital in Drogheda, in 1984.

It's A Pity Only Security See Our Graffiti

knile — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 15:50:49 -0800

As happens all over the world regularly, one night a team of artists got together to paint some art on the sides of trains. This group, however, used their naked bodies... and a fire extinguisher. (SLVimeo, NSFW, via Common Folk Collective.)

He point's to his lip's.

Rory Marinich — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 07:37:33 -0800

Kayden Kross writes, at length, about opposing Measure B and making a DMV-style sex test. Both SFW.
James Deen makes the world's most expensive burrito and is also a food critic. NSFW banners.
Kayden Kross shares a funny moment in a porn script and a funny text conversation with a porn star. NSFW text.
James Deen got a "shit head kitten". NSFW banners, still.
Kayden Kross dresses up her fleshlight like David Foster Wallace and like a hot dog. NSFW fleshlights.
James Deen waxes nostalgia for Nine Inch Nails and the era when people listened to albums, not songs. Banners still NSFW.
Kayden Kross shares pictures of her horse and pictures of herself buying her horse's love. Also stories about riding her horse. Also pics of her bunny. All SFW.
James Deen has a crush on Lexi and Stoya and Daisy and Stoya and Maddy and Stoya and occasionally he writes them haiku. Blatantly NSFW the lot of them. Plus banners.

Make love, not war.

cthuljew — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 06:03:10 -0800

Humon's illustrated (and explained) animal mating habits. [somewhat NSFW]

got milk?

FirstMateKate — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:05:01 -0800

Photorealism has been highlighted here on the blue, where 2D work is made to look 3 dimensional. But what about the opposite? Artist Alex Meade's live-model photographs look like paintings. She collaborates with performance artist Sheila Vand. Their website also includes some perspective-distorting behind the scenes photos, as well as a brief video.

James Deen: Porn's Boy-Next-Door

the young rope-rider — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 19:45:12 -0800

For any parent concerned about what their teen does online, the huge popularity of the young man you are about to meet may be deeply disturbing. His blog: they hire me to get it on and i like that [NSFW]. Numerous NSFW fan tumblrs like Fuck Yeah James Deen and Mr. James Deen have over 1300 hardcore scenes to draw from. Is James Deen the hardest working boy-next-door in porn? Bonus: Why James Deen's penis?

Giger's Necronomicon

Artw — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:58:25 -0800

Giger's Necronomicon (yt) (nsfw) - a 1976 documentary about H.R. Giger with music by Joel Vandroogenbroeck of the Brainticket.