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Keith and The Girl!

EatTheWeak — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:37:46 -0800

Keith and the Girl is a free comedy podcast hosted by stand-up comedian Keith Malley and singer-songwriter Chemda Khalili. (please assume all links in this post to be NSFW) Taped and broadcast live from Keith and Chemda's home in Queens, the podcast is topical, hilarious and absolutely NSFW. Controversial to the core, KATG generates its fair share of hate mail. Sometimes, the show is just Keith and Chemda, but they also often welcome guests to the broadcast. Frequent visitors include musician Brother Love, comedians such as Jesse Joyce, Myq Kaplan, Myka Fox, and celebrity gossip master Patrice Callender. The KATG gang also engages in various video hijinx such as this hotdog eating contest, Keith's audition for Phenomenon and this drunken game night. Keith and the Girl has a robust fan community which often gathers for meetups and live appearances of Keith and Chemda. Malley also frequently connects with fans in live chat parties. Several fans have shown their love for the show with KATG tattoos and brandings. Aside from the podcast, Keith and the Girl are also on the forefront of mankind's struggle against robots.

Why Are People Always Having Sex With Dragons In Science Fiction?

jason's_planet — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:17:48 -0800

[NSFW] Why Are People Always Having Sex With Dragons In Science Fiction?

The duck's penis

chorltonmeateater — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:42:28 -0800

Carl Zimmer on the duck's incredibly long, corkscrew-shaped, ballistic penis.

My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.

[As Carl says, video links are possibly NSFW.] Ed Yong has another good write-up of the same subject at Not Exactly Rocket Science.

Duke Nuke'm Never

askmehow — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:56:08 -0800

Duke Nukem Forever is officialy dead, here's why

"when development on Duke Nukem Forever started, most computers were still using Windows 95, Pixar had made only one movie — Toy Story — and Xbox did not yet exist."

More info

Trailer

Wikipedia

Official site Previously: 1, 2, 3

Rip, scratch! Rip, scratch...Stay away from Edit Suite 2!

embrangled — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:10:04 -0800

For television stations around the world, December is the season of the Christmas tape. Unlike ordinary blooper reels, Christmas tapes (also known as goof tapes) are produced as entertainment for the staff Christmas party, with the intention that they will never be seen by the general public. Tropes of the genre include cruel practical jokes, after-hours misuse of the studio's green screen, in-jokes about unreliable equipment, sarcastic assessments of colleagues' work habits, and the usual piece-to-camera screwups. The B-B-C's tradition of in-house production, however, has ensured that its Christmas tapes contain such oddities as indecent daleks, Nazi weather presenters and on one occasion, a rather bad sci-fi film. Most links mildly NSFW.

Jazzuo's contemporary game page

juv3nal — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:36:46 -0800

Jazzuo makes strange (often NSFW, often incredibly difficult, always utterly bonkers) games. Most look to be windows only. Here's an interview with him.

The Nerds of Paradise

stresstwig — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:05:05 -0800

The Nerds of Paradise: a new webcomic from Dale Beran, the writer of A Lesson is Learned but the Damage is Irreversible (Previously).

"I need to watch Grey's Anatomy, so you need to be quiet for an hour."

Blazecock Pileon — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:26:04 -0800

"You're in love with Dr. Miracles!" "No, I'm in love with saving lives!" Dr. Miracles saves former President George Bush, Starbucks and Santa Claus by administering highly unorthodox medical treatments (NSFW)

FedEx Kinkos Won’t Print Our Christmas Card

ColdChef — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:33:32 -0800

FedEx Kinkos Won’t Print Our Christmas Card [nsfw]

Coming soon to a ghettoblaster in Dolores Park.

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:29:09 -0800

All You Haters (Suck My Balls) (slightly NSFW) by LA- and Denver-based short-film makers Nix Bros

Vintage Mouse Porn

kuujjuarapik — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:25:42 -0800

Vintage Mouse Porn (NSFW). Pre-1970 pornography, redrawn with cartoon mice. Tempe, AZ artist Jon Haddock (previously) shows us the seedy side of classic cartoons. Some of his other projects include a strangely Davey and Goliath looking automata called Andrew Meyer (Don't Tase Me, Bro) and the grin suppressing Cartoon Violence, very traumatic events retold as cartoons. (via Hallwalls).

Angels & Dirt

fire&wings — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:09:09 -0800

Sir Stanley Spencer (1891-1959) was a British painter. Spencer studied at the Slade in London, but he spent most of his life in the village of his birth, Cookham in Berkshire. Deeply religious and obsessed by resurrection, Spencer viewed Cookham as a "village in heaven" where everything was invested with mystical significance. Inspired by his idol Giotto, he took scenes from the Bible and restaged them in this tiny village by the Thames. Christ carries the cross through Spencer's front garden. Jesus heals in the attic of his house. Stanley and his brother watch from behind the shed as Christ is betrayed at the bottom of the garden. He is crucified on telegraph poles in the high street. In the village churchyard, the dead are rising. Spencer served in Macedonia during the First World War and, deeply affected by the experience, spent 9 years from 1923 onwards decorating the specially commissioned Sandham Memorial Chapel (inspired by Giotto's Scrovegni Chapel) with intricate murals documenting his experiences [photo gallery] [video tour.] He was officially commissioned as a war artist in the Second World War, and spent 7 years documenting the work at Lithgow's shipyard in Glasgow in a series of monumental canvasses. An exquisite draughtsman who was equally at home painting everyday subjects, for too long his eccentricities overshadowed his art. The reputation of this "divine fool of British art," who turned up for his knighthood with a carrier bag, sketched on toilet paper, and pushed his easel around Cookham in a pram, has in recent decades been radically reappraised. The frank and intimate approach seen in his domestic works, often exposing his turbulent personal life, influenced a generation of artists. His astonishing nudes of the 1930's (nsfw - he was almost prosecuted for obscenity over these in the 1950's) provided the template for the work of Lucian Freud. He created an invaluable record of two World Wars. "Half a century ago, Spencer seemed old-fashioned; today, art has caught up with him. It no longer seems outlandish to call him the most important British painter of the last century." 251 of his works. Critical writings on Spencer by Kenneth Pople. Peter Ackroyd on Spencer and the Thames (video.)

Eroge for All Seasons

The Confessor — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:09:28 -0800

Japan has a flourishing market for video games featuring adult content, or Eroge. Unfortunately, the sole exposure of some westerners to this wide genre may be through the controversy surrounding the irredeemably disgusting Rapelay (previously). That's a shame, because there is wide variation in content and gameplay focus in even the small subset of Eroge games translated and released for the western market by specialty publishers like Peach Princess and G-Collections. For every Rapelay or Water Closet (which should only be played if you wish to subsequently gouge out your eyes with a dull spoon), there are games like Amorous Professor Cherry, The Sagara Family, or Come See Me Tonight, which at least attempt a coherent narrative love story and usually reward empathetic behavior. Even these games are only more subtly misogynistic, unfortunately; the female characters are targets, first and foremost, as evidenced by the fact that the most difficult endings to obtain in each game feature unlikely sexual couplings of two or more of the female characters with the first-person narrator, which are known as "harems" in Eroge game parlance. Which brings me to my two final examples of Eroge, and the only two such games I've played thus far that I would recommend to a wide (mature) audience: Kana: Little Sister (for those concerned, no actual fictional blood relatives are banged in the course of gameplay), and Crescendo. Both are visual novels, include only a few mature scenes in the course of several hours of gameplay, and attempt to evoke complex emotions and leave a lasting impression on the player.

JERRY JACKSON OMG

Beautiful Screaming Lady — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:59:26 -0800

OMG JERRY JACKSONS WEBSIGHTS THE WEBSIGHT OF POPELAR ANIMATER JERRY JACKSON

What the hell...?

azarbayejani — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:59:16 -0800

VIDEOGIOCO (NSFW, vimeo) -- Crazy Animation/Stop-Motion of... I don't even know, gory stuff?

Uno Moralez - Supernature! (NSFW)

le morte de bea arthur — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:11:55 -0800

Uno Moralez, aka Indi, produces some very disturbing pixel art (much of it definitely NSFW). More work here [Flash, NSFW]

Go Deep

juv3nal — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:57:19 -0800

The Deepening. A nsfw video choose your own undercover cop adventure with bad fake moustaches. (via RPS)

We are, yeah I said it, we are

cashman — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:28:47 -0800

Comedian Affion Crockett, most remembered for appearing on MTV's "Wild 'n Out"and for his impressions of Jay-Z, manages to play Jay, Kanye and Chris Brown in a spoof of Jay-Z's song with Rihanna, "Run This Town".

Rammstein is not a subtle band (NSFW)

zippy — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:58:46 -0800

Rammstein's Pussy (video, really NSFW, SLnYT) gets right to the point. Youtube has taken down uploads. Facebook has taken down links (though not Links). Here's a fan-created censored version (NSFW lyrics). Contrast Pussy with their earlier work, Keine Lust, in which they parody themselves as old, fat, and sexless (until they rock, of course). Are they intentionally following a route blazed by Spinal Tap? Pussy is not the band's first controversial video. Their cover of Depeche Mode's Stripped used footage from Leni Riefenstahl's 1936 Olympics documentary, Olympia (including the beautiful diving sequence). When asked whether it was wise to base their video on a film commissioned by Hitler, the band said that they are not Nazis.

Tethered To The Sun

dual_action — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:46:57 -0800

They are tethered to the sun. Ashley and Traci are neighbors who connect on issues such as desire, books, paintings, and photography. Ingoing. NSFW

Washed Out

cashman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:46:33 -0800

Director Neil Krug takes 70's inspired washed out photos. He directed Ladytron's Tomorrow video and is releasing "Pulp Art Book", a collaboration with model Joni Harbeck using expired Polaroid film. His upcoming movie "Invisible Pyramid", equally nostalgic looking material, is about two girls "escaping the loss of a loved one in search for an answer to their ambivalence". Ernest Greene is uninvolved, but he puts out the perfect accompanying music under the moniker Washed Out. Neil is also producing White Flight's "Children of the Light" video. The last of the polaroid film is due to expire next month, and the Impossible Project (previously) is working (with Urban Outfitters) on having something out by 2010. Some interviews of Krug reveal his travel and methods. Alexandra Valenti produces similar work as Krug.

"This is the most fucked-up comic signing story I've ever read"

Artw — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:05:22 -0800

To clarify the "incident" at my Seattle signing. NSFW! - artist Alex Pardee deals with some crazy shit. (via)

"Yeah, sure, I'll get in an accident. Whatever."

flatluigi — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:40:32 -0800

Why you shouldn't text while driving (NSFW, dramatic reenactment of a car accident) _{via kottke}

A Robespierre of the internet

fearfulsymmetry — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:00:06 -0800

The coolest entrepreneur in the coolest part of the coolest city in the world right now is walking towards me, but you wouldn’t know it. Meet Blaise Bellville the proprietor of Platform. He looks well weapon. Via Lost In Showbiz.

Get your schadenfreude here

reenum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:53:08 -0800

Recently, there have been a host of websites that delight in exposing the inanity and stupidity of our society. There is the granddaddy, Overheard in New York, which recounts silly conversations heard in the Big Apple, as well as a host of similar sites. There are now a variety of such websites, dedicated to different aspects of our society. First, there are the ones targeted at different groups: STFU, Marrieds, STFU, Parents, STFU, Believers, and My Roommate is Such a Dick. Then, there are the ones that expose the silliness and inanity in our communications: Texts From Last Night, My Drunk Texts, Passive Aggressive Notes, and Lamebook. Relationships and sex loom large as well: Disgusting People I Have Made Out With, Why My Ex Sucks, and I Bang the Worst Dudes. Finally, there is just plain bad luck or failure: F My Life and FAIL Blog. Bonus: Awkward Family Photos and Hot Chicks With Douchebags