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That's some professional breadstick passing

A 15-second Olive Garden commercial is reviewed. While playing 120 times.
posted by Chrysostom on Jan 22, 2016 - 21 comments

“I have not had one meal that was not just perfect”

Alan Martin—"winner" of a pass that permits him to eat as much Olive Garden as he wishes in a 7 week time period—speaks out. [more inside]
posted by standardasparagus on Nov 11, 2014 - 155 comments

"massive quantities of barely edible fried items" (p. 200)

Investment firm Starboard Value is unhappy with Olive Garden— unhappy enough to issue a scathing 294-page PDF enumerating all of the restaurant's sins. [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt on Sep 15, 2014 - 247 comments

I don't want to go

Certain Doctor Who Phrases and how Olive Garden Customers React: An Experiment Done by a Server
posted by ChurchHatesTucker on Aug 16, 2013 - 102 comments

Long-awaited Olive Garden receives warm welcome

Today in North Dakota news, the Grand Forks Herald reviews the long-awaited Olive Garden "the largest and most beautiful restaurant now operating in Grand Forks." [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus on Mar 8, 2012 - 381 comments

Eat the bread everyone. Namaste.

“Aaliyah would have been on Twitter. It is fucked up that she is dead.” Poet and Twitter entity Patricia Lockwood talks with HTMLGIANT about Twitter, literature, twitterature, comedy, poetry, sexting, Aaliyah and Olive Garden. Lockwood suggests that there may be something substantial and heretofore unexamined rumbling in the bowels of certain Twitter communities and people (such as @graeyalien and MeFi's own @gregerskine.)
posted by naju on Mar 7, 2012 - 29 comments

"I wondered how much straight Galliano would deliver me to a merciful death."

Acclaimed food and music critic Jonathan Gold was hungry for some Italian. He decided to go to The Olive Garden.
posted by bardic on Apr 6, 2011 - 183 comments

Greg Nog was a Host at the Olive Garden

Greg Nog was a Host at the Olive Garden. He has also drawn several other cartoons, and made some other stuff which you may like as well. [more inside]
posted by yhbc on Sep 25, 2007 - 99 comments

Olive Garden, Through The Eyes of Italy

Italian cooking expert Marcella Hazan (featured on the cover of this month's Saveur) eats at The Olive Garden. "This is bad. This is really bad," Marcella says. She stares into the bowl. "This is Bolognese sauce?" She reaches for a menu in disbelief. Bolognese it is. "Poor Bologna," she sighs.
posted by adrober on Jul 21, 2004 - 79 comments

The Olive Garden just says no to H2O!

The Olive Garden just says no to H2O! Water: it's necessary to sustain life, but it contributes to a dull dining experience.
posted by sassone on Jul 31, 2001 - 101 comments

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