Wake up and smell the bacon!!
There's an iPhone app for that, if you add a small attachment from Oscar Mayer.
A week ago, when Oscar F. Mayer, retired chairman of the Oscar Mayer meats company and grandson of the Original Oscar, passed away at 95
, he left instructions that the Wienermobile NOT appear at his funeral
because "it would be too much of a spectacle." Well, today, there was a bit of a spectacle as one of the iconic vehicles crashed into the side of a house
in Racine, Wisconsin. There is a Wienermobile Blog
written by the team of drivers but they have no statement there on this incident (yet). Previ-ously
Dressed as pieces of bologna, ham and cheese, Maryland 3rd graders sing corporate jingle and dance in Oscar Meyer contest...for school equipment money
- $10,000 corporate checks for scarce school equipment, Dunkin' Doughnuts free doughnut coupons for students in exchange for homework...."Oakdale Principal Judy Sherman sees no problem with the Oscar Mayer and Dunkin' Donuts contests. No parents complained....
"It's great for the school as well as for kids who have to use their creative-writing and performing-arts skills, not to mention all those good social skills," Sherman said."
The Oscar Maier Weinermobile
, an icon of American consumer culture, was pulled over for driving on a restricted road
near the Pentagon today. I would have to wonder if riding inside of a faux sausage during a jihad meets Muslim dietary codes
? Sigh. It's a dark day when even the Weinermobile is a suspect...