MetaFilter posts tagged with ouch

"Oh. Weird. That poor bird"

Dipsomaniac — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:46:51 -0800

"I went out, and there was a big egg." (SLYT)

Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

blue_beetle — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:36:35 -0800

The ultimate exam. 15 questions designed to test your knowledge and abilities in a variety of subjects.

Do you really want to hurt me? I'm thinking you do, Limahl. I'm thinking you do...

miss lynnster — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:15:56 -0800

1980s pop music hasbeen + swing big band = OMIGOD NO MAKE IT STOP.

"To feel for a feller’s eyestrings and make him tell the news"

Bookhouse — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:35:51 -0800

"Gouge and Bite, Pull Hair and Scratch:" The Social Significance of Fighting in the Southern Backcountry Reprinted in the Journal of Manly Arts which have been mentioned previously. The article made me think of this battle from season three of Deadwood, although it is not a by-the-book rough and tumble.

Bull Poker

Daddy-O — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:56:46 -0800

Desperate for money? Short on good sense? Bull Poker might be for you! Last one to get up from the table and run for his life wins the pot! All YouTube links. Warning: Some gore and blood. Bookmark this post for the inevitable "How can I raise some quick cash?" MeFi question.

light sleeper?

three blind mice — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:33:28 -0800

Operation removes lightbulb from anus. Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

A lack of dignity...

jdroth — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:12:46 -0800

Sports Dignity (Or, rather, the lack thereof.) Alas, sometimes our athletes are just too caught up in the moment to realize what they're doing. Sometimes unfortunate things happen. Sometimes they suffer great pain. (Ugh.) ~NSFW~

Life Lessons From The ER

The Bellman — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:42:20 -0800

Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum. And other important life lessons learned by student doctors from their emergency room rotations.

Don't screw with Keith Richards

punkfloyd — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:00:22 -0800

Don't f*** with Keith Richards. You have been warned.

chop chop chop

soiled cowboy — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 20:47:37 -0800

Imagine what it might feel like to get hit in the head by a rotating helicopter blade. Johnny Lowe found out two days ago -- and has survived to earn the nickname "Chopper".

AAAAAAAAAAGH

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:14 -0800

Qigong is the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, one of its grandmasters being Tu Jin-Sheng of the 99 Qigong. Qigong can be used to relieve stress and maintain good health. Or, if you're like Jin-Sheng, you can use it to tie a truck to your penis and pull it across a parking lot.