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thanks to the diligence of sites like Making Light
and our own thread on the matter,
but The Screenplay Agency is totally different! For one thing, they only
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boost your ego through screenplays
legitimate screenplay writers high and mighty hollywood types
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posted by shmegegge
on Feb 25, 2006 -