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National salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter

dejah420 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:51:41 -0800

Peanut butter recall - hundreds sick. Federal health authorities on Saturday urged consumers to avoid eating cookies, cakes, ice cream and other foods that contain peanut butter until authorities can learn more about a deadly outbreak of salmonella contamination. It appears that retail peanut butter in jars is safe. So far, more than 470 people have gotten sick in 43 states, and at least 90 had to be hospitalized. At least six deaths are being blamed on the outbreak which is believed to have started at a Blakely, Ga., facility owned by Peanut Corp. of America that ships peanut products to 85 food companies.

Did he use diet bread and reduced-fat peanut butter?

WCityMike — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:23:51 -0800

Twenty-two browned, hollowed-out loaves of Italian white bread. Twenty-two pounds of bacon. Twenty-two jars of peanut butter. Twenty-two jars of jelly. Forty-eight tablespoons of butter. A case of Perrier. A case of champagne. And the King.

xoxoxoxo

skjønn — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 21:18:18 -0800

Kiss of death?

The Mormon Peanut Butter Assassin

mecran01 — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 09:51:10 -0800

The Mormon Peanut Butter Assassin David Race Bannon was serving as a Mormon missionary in Korea when he was caught up in a peanut butter smuggling ring that led to his imprisonment and eventual recruiting by Interpol for project "Archangel," a team of assassins trained to hunt down and terminate the leaders of child sex rings. Whew. Oh, and he has a book out. Is it just me, or does this sound a little . . . odd?

SentientAI — Fri, 19 Apr 2002 07:37:12 -0800

Peanut butter with a baseball bat! I don't know why my co-workers and I found this SO funny, but we did. AND, just finished up a PB and J sandwich. Mmmm mmmm good. . .

Down10 — Mon, 18 Mar 2002 20:09:56 -0800

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! …Yet another inscrutible Internet meme. (Warning: contains Flash, sound, dancing banana icon)

swell — Wed, 18 Jul 2001 14:31:08 -0800

Prison riot imminent. Film at 11. "Many inmates are heavily invested emotionally in the routine availability of certain types of food," wrote Jovero, a member of the state Food Task Force for prisons. "Prominent among these foods is peanut butter and jelly for religious and vegetarian inmates."