Why the modern bathroom is a wasteful, unhealthy design
"Piped water may be the greatest convenience ever known but our sewage systems and bathrooms are a disaster" [more inside]
asks players to choose the optimal urinal in a bathroom, and then grades their choices.
Here are two stories about men hiding themselves under toilets for strange/unknown/sexual reasons. [1
]. NSFW, NSF people who don't want to read about men hiding under toilets.
Sometimes a girl just wants to get peed on. Filmmaker Bette Bentley has written, produced, starred in and co-directed a funny and very sweet short film on the bedroom negotiations of piss play. [NSFW - also possible trigger]
Full Bladder, Better Decisions?
Study says controlling your bladder decreases impulsive choices.
Approximately 40 books
dealing with LGBT issues were vandalized with what appeared to be urine in Lamont Library on the Harvard campus on November 24, according to a report filed Friday by the library security staff to the Harvard University Police Department. Something similar (minus the peepee) happen in San Francisco
, where they took the books and made Art
What If Everybody in Canada Flushed At Once?
The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published a graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching the Olympics gold medal hockey game between Canada and the USA. So, it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods. More from The Globe and Mail
Cats have toilets
. Dogs have toilets
. Even rats have toilets
... but according to the World Toilet Organization
, 2.5 billion *people* worldwide
still do not have access to sanitation. Peepoo
), developed by Swedish entrepreneur, architect and professor Anders Wilhemson
, is a new biodegradable single-use toilet that could help grow crops (New York Times)
. A layer of urea crystals in the bag kills off disease producing pathogens and breaks the waste down... into fertilizer. If you prefer patent
-free alternatives, Joseph Jenkins
. You can get his Humanure Compost Toilet System
(Direct Download PDF
) free of charge. All you need is a bucket, cover materials (sawdust, rice husks or coffee grounds) and the knowledge in his handbook. Peepoo or Humanure? Poo decide.
Brazil's new water conservation campaign: Xixi no Banho!
Probation officers rejoice! We've talked about the Whizzinator before
. Oh, c'mon, you remember? The fake penis that's capable of storing a warm, pre-mixed solution of "clean" urine so as to fool drug testers? Three weeks ago its developers pleaded guilty in federal court
to charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and are awaiting sentencing. [more inside]
Tired of getting busted for illegally peeing
* in New York City? Try Diaroogle.com
, a toilet search engine that "helps you find quality public toilets from your mobile phone." [more inside]
He was born in 1980, during a risqué Groundlings
show. After cameo roles (NSFW/language)
in two Cheech & Chong movies, he earned his own HBO special
. Four years later, Pee Wee Herman made his first feature film
. Love him or hate him, his tv show
won 22 Emmys... it seemed he was the luckiest boy in the world
. Until one fateful day
. Since then he's kept busy
, and has regularly started and then nixed
rumors of the bow tie's return. Recently he's changed his mind
though, and in June a middle-aged Pee Wee made a surprise appearance
after 15 years. Now he's promising two upcoming Pee Wee films... but will Johnny Depp
take over his giant underpants
? [more inside]
Why do men pee standing up?
To summarize, the author thinks there's too much messy splatter when you stand up. He makes this point by starting with an Adam and Eve story, then clarifies that he too used to pee standing up, then discusses possible reasons, then shares a messy personal story, then writes another paragraph, then another, then another ...
, the Japanese have now marketed
that is urine-rechargeable
works on your mobile phone to help you locate the nearest, cleanest bathroom.
No rest stop? Try latex.
, a tale of... what can i say? Just a funny story. With pictures.
, Painter of LightTM
, seeks to "to touch people of all faiths, to bring peace
, and joy
into their lives through the images
he creates." Not all
of his side ventures
have been considered successful. But now the Christian-themed artist is accused of ruthless business tactics
and seamy personal conduct,
including drunkenly heckling Siegfried & Roy and, um, wantonly marking his territory. Perhaps Kinkade hopes to follow in the footsteps of Jack the Dripper?
but were afraid
Taking a (the) piss.
Handy hints from MoFi.This takes the cake.
*efficiently urination for males:
first of all, learn to urinate while in a seated position. It is more relaxing, less spray intensive, and the spreading of the loins allows for a relatively thorough emptying of the bladder. Spread legs slightly for optimal effect.(There's a lot mi)
I will definitely get one of these . . .
to use at various outdoor summer events, so I don't have to dehydrate myself for fear of using those awful porta-potties.
Angry at something? Have Calvin pee on it.
) Perhaps the most popular form of American expression in the last decade (Aside from Jesus Fish Vs. Darwin Fish
), I've personally seen Calvin pee on at least 5 NASCAR drivers, prayed to 2 religions, and given me the finger twice. What does Bill Watterson think about this?
Wait... no, I'm sorry, this is what he really thinks
about licensing. I think if you've proliferated the rape of my favorite comic strip you should spend an eternity with Jeff Gordon peeing on your head.
More Friday Fun. Now anyone can write a message in the snow. Finally, true pee-quality for all sexes.
. Oh, it's not like you weren't expecting it. I'm surprised it took this long, actually.
Was Britney Spears attacked with...um...buckets of urine
? Here's another article
on the alleged incident. And a pic
Restrooms of the future! Ladies, now you too can stand up and pee in a urinal
. What a concept, where's that piss on Osama screen when you need it?
I tell you, the United States is truly the land of opportunity. Where else but in America could a man make a fortune selling his urine
through the mail for $12.50 per ounce?
No more squatting! Save money on toilet paper!
Now ladies, you too can pee standing up. Device assisted and unassisted methods. Discuss.
10 000 lucky ladies
will be able to give P-Mate
a wiz at this years Ottawa Blues Festival. I can't wait until winter to see names like Jane and Mary spelt out in the snow!
Finally, the promise of the internet realized. Your online guide to the best public toilets
(by city). Memorize them all.
Are you Pee-Shy?
YOU ARE NOT ALONE. In fact, recent studies show that about 7% of the public, or 17 million people, may suffer from this social anxiety disorder. Often referred to as Pee-Shy, Shy-Bladder, Bashful Bladder, etc.
It could be more people than that. And the majority of them are men. But how many have the guts to step forward and publicly admit it? Not many.
An essential HOWTO
For the people that don't know the trauma
they are causing.