MetaFilter posts tagged with penises

21 Halloween costumes that will not get you laid

Slithy_Tove — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:12:50 -0800

21 Halloween costumes that will not get you laid. Probably NSFW. Looking through these, I'm sensing a certain theme. 21 fun, ad-choked clicks. sorry.

This is what normal human genitalia look like

cybercoitus interruptus — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 09:04:15 -0800

Variations in normal human genitalia. All links NSFW. Breasts (of women who have not given birth; of women who have), vulvae, and penises. Previously, erection photos. The "vulvae" and "penises" links are from the UK's channel4embarrassingillnesses.com, which offers videos and articles addressing embarrassing body questions. There's an anatomy flash game, too.

What's good for the goose.....

lalochezia — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:13:08 -0800

It's genital evolution day! Penis evolution. For my money, evolution reached it's zenith with the Argentine Lake Duck. Plenty more MeFi penis related shenanigans here , including the penis museum.

Phallological Museum

plep — Fri, 25 Jul 2003 23:46:55 -0800

The Icelanding Phallological Museum. A museum dedicated to the male sexual organ, with an online gallery of phalluses of many species.
Lingam Gnosis is the 'ancient art of penis reading' - like palmistry, only with penises, which can be classified into alchemical earth, fire, water and air types.
Foreskin.org is an educational site about the male foreskin (with photographs and articles).
(Needless to say, probably not suitable for work).

Harvard Penis

adrober — Sun, 23 Feb 2003 21:43:24 -0800

Did you hear the one about the Harvard girls and the large snow phallus? Oh, and here's the response featuring the memorable line: "it means that we, as women, must be subject to erect penises whether we like it or not."

dgeiser13 — Thu, 30 May 2002 11:07:27 -0800

Puppetry of the Penis: Tackle Happy (2001) Any Australian Metafilterians care to explain this? I found a rave review of this DVD on Amazon.com's Future Bestseller's list. "Organ Origami", "The Fine Art of Genital Manipulation" and "Performances with Road Companies at Major Festivals Throughout The World"? I think the world's citizen's are owed an explanation.

foist — Tue, 03 Jul 2001 13:32:12 -0800

"This is very dangerous -- look how large those rubber penises are."
Probably my favorite wire story quote in months. Gads.

veruca — Tue, 04 Apr 2000 13:48:04 -0800

Finally! A pillow to go with my vulvabed!