MetaFilter posts tagged with personals

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verstegan — Fri, 29 May 2009 09:03:12 -0800

"Do you love me? Will you answer this all absorbing question the next time we meet? Will you utter that winsome "Yes" fraught with all the golden dreams of heavenly realms, or will you pronounce the dread "No" and consign my soul to darkness and despair?" Advertising for Love, a collection of funny, strange, poignant and bizarre personal ads from nineteenth-century American newspapers.

My interests are: fictions, writing, sky-diving, moshing, law, psychiatry, motor-cycle racing, golfing and sex!

turducken — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:43:07 -0800

HI Ladies, It’s your Knight in Shining Armor! The interweb has revolutionized the time-honored tradition of prison pen-pals. Meet a soulmate. A lover. A fighter. An artist. OMG a girl!!! Be still my heart -- someone to spoon with. Really, there's someone for everyone.

The Impersonals

blasdelf — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:45:51 -0800

The Impersonals – Our own the jam couldn't find a personals site that he wasn't embarrassed to join, so he made his own. No popularity contests, no horoscopes, no buddy lists. Just profiles made from wide-open text fields and anti-creepiness features baked in at every turn.
[Lifetime membership will be $5, but until it hits 10,000 profiles, it's free.] via mefi projects

Josh is a very thorough man who seeks only a godly wife

xmutex — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 18:44:53 -0800

Josh is a very thorough man. Josh seeks a godly wife.

Matchmaker, matchmaker ... make me a politically-aligned match ...

grabbingsand — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 10:19:46 -0800

Meet Mark. I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don't they?).
Mark is just one of the many available lovebirds waiting for you at Hannidate -- Sean Hannity's very own Internet personals.

Boop

dobbs — Mon, 17 May 2004 21:17:51 -0800

Blog-a-Log. Nerve crosses blogging/personals with Survivor.

way2personal

srboisvert — Wed, 28 May 2003 19:43:44 -0800

Way Too Personals. I'm interested in a woman who is not caught up in the dependency of a psychotherapy relationship. I prefer someone who is not addicted to simple "therapyisms" and who has the courage to survive and enjoy life without a "therapy crutch". I prefer someone able to get beyond simple psychotherapy paradigms, and view behavior (in the REAL WORLD) in terms of factors that explain considerably more than a negligible amount of the total variance.

sandor — Tue, 29 Feb 2000 08:06:20 -0800

Man, this guy is desperate. Missed out on the Fox pageant? Here's your chance to be the next Mrs. Rockwell. "Last of the true romantics"? If that's true romance, thank god he's the last.