"There's nothing piano recital-y about it. It's goth."
Not only has Pop Princess Vanessa Carlton
declared herself Goth
-for-a-Day, she has also decided (rather cluelessly) she is wiccan
. Somebody call Vanna, 'cause this girl needs to buy a clue
Who's So Vain?
Carly Simon will be revealing the inspiration for her pop classic, "You're So Vain." Suspects include Warren Beatty and Mick Jagger. My guess (you heard it here first, kids): Gene Simmons of Kiss. Who do YOU think she was singing about?
Pop Culture vs. War!! (avert eyes)
So Madonna pulls her anti-war video at the last minute, "never to be seen again". Have to say, it sounds just as finely-wrought a piece of art as G.Micheal's Shoot the Dog
. Meanwhile, Lil' Kim
attempts some bridge-building between the cultures with this subtle intervention
. In times of peace, we expect pop musicians to shoot their mouths off about anything - that's what we pay them for. But I haven't been impressed by anything from rock'n'pop yet in this war. (Micheal Moore's press conference at the Oscars
rocked harder than any of them). Is it straight forward fear of career death (see Dixie Chicks
)? Or is it just that nobody can do this (dylan)
or this (Starr)
`Papa, I agree not to drink Coke, but you have to give me something.'
so what do you do when the populace calls for a tall glass of fizzy sugar water, but the primary suppliers
are bonified infidels? you make your own...
and you call it Mecca-Cola
If this isn't a sign of the apocalypse,
I don't know what is. What should be on the list of the all-time greatest pop tunes?
Britney turned on by lesbian porn.
Seems pop princess Britney Spears has been hanging recently with adult film star Jenna Jameson. Reportedly there is "an attraction between them," and Jenna would love to perform with Britney in a movie. I can't make this stuff up.
Mail servers down, Yahoo denies all
All my buddies have bouncing Yahoo mail and no one knows what's going on. This, unfortunately for Yahoo, coincides with the launching of their pay for mail service. Does anyone have a scoop on this?
Oh I don't know, I just liked reading Mrs Aguilera telling someone off
Attention trial lawyers! Miss out on your chance to get rich off a piece of Big Tobacco? All your buddies already sliced up the potential Firestone pie? Well, have we got a cutting-edge trend for you: Aim for Big Soda! Johns Hopkins claims soft drink companies use caffiene to addict consumers.
First there was Jolt and now this.
I refuse to speculate whether this is a spoof. If it is, it's a well-done one. (Is "Hemp Seed Oil" legal to possess in Arizona?)