The President's call for a
troop surge in Iraq will likely be a headache for military recruiters, who have already had to
relax standards to (barely) meet their quotas. But just how desperate are they for warm bodies? Radar prank called recruiting stations around the country disguised as a veritable
Breakfast Club of misfit would-be soldiers, all dramatically unqualified or unattractive for service in some way.
The resulting transcripts are hysterically funny (the writer poses as a flamboyantly gay man, a mama's boy, a martial arts freak, a junkie, an IBS sufferer and a lobotomy patient). The recruiters turn out not to be quite as sleazy as you might imagine, but the conversations are priceless.
posted by P-Soque
on Jan 30, 2007 -
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