Sam Sloan is well known as an oddball character in the insular world of U.S. tournament chess. But he deserves wider recognition as one of the greatest Internet cranks of all time.
TURN OFF YOUR SOUND
before entering Sloan's site
or clicking on any of the links below - he seems to embed a MIDI file on every single solitary page.
Sloan, whether driving his New York taxicab, winning his case before the Supreme court, accusing Virginia authorities of kidnapping his daughter,
indulging his creepy obsession with young girls, or just playing 1. g4,
never fails to surprise and entertain on his incredibly long, scrollable home page.