A sub-directorate of the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations (BOSCO), Santa's Little Secret Service
is an Elvish security agency with the primary mission of ensuring the safety of Santa, Mrs. Claus and other high-value Christmas persons. The Service is separated into divisions
focusing on personal protection, diplomatic protection, intelligence, and Christmas certainty operations.
When not protecting Santa, LSS can found assisting in protection of other high-value, Holiday persons, such as the Easter Bunny
with the help of their unique Candy Cane weapons
Santa Santa Santa Santa
It's Friday, it's Flash, it's Christmas Eve, so....
Santa, apparantly, brings the mosh
like noone else.
Santas Gone Wild
Imagine a flashmob. Now imagine a flashmob that is nothing but Santas.
Once a year, for 10 years now, a bunch of crazies dress up like Santa Claus, frolic around major cities (like NYC
, good text summary of what SantaCon is all about to be found here) and cause merry mischief.
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the net,
The geeks would be googling the ascii character set;
Metafilter refreshed on their PCs with care,
In the hopes that their FPP soon would be there;
Then up in the blue there arose such a clatter,
Mathowie sprang up to see what's the matter;
When, what to my wondering eyes there should be,
The canonical list of "Twas" parodies.