I thought my pugs were awesome, but that was back before I found out about Jesus. No, not our lord & savior, silly, the REAL Jesus, Jesus the Pug. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of him? He’s been
in a number
of famous events over
posted by jonson
on Mar 17, 2006 -
"They have declared to all Heaven and Earth that Reverend Sun Myung Moon is none other than humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent. This resolution has been announced
on every corner of the globe." That includes the corner housed by the Dirksen Senate Office Building, where your tax dollars kept the lights on for Moon's coronation as King of Peace.
Bow to your new leader, Americans! (via two doors down
posted by PrinceValium
on May 4, 2004 -
What do these people
have in common?
Mr. Lucian Jacob Wojciechowski
, of Salton City, CA, whose various nicknames are Wladysla wa poniecki, Kuba, and Lovie.
Mr. Maximus Englerius
, of Seattle (presumably) who would like to “ban Playgirl mag.”
Mr. Ole Scorpio Savior
, of Minneapolis, who lists his first favorite Book as “Bible: Revelations.”
Mr. Warren Roderick Ashe
, of Newport News, VA, whose hobbies and special talents are “Professional musician and double-AX bass player. Astronautical and Astrophysics computer math involving saucer technology and time travel.”
Choices, choices, choices!
posted by micropublishery
on May 28, 2003 -