The Things He Carried.
"Airport security in America is a sham—'security theater' designed to make travelers feel better and catch stupid terrorists. Smart ones can get through security with fake boarding passes and all manner of prohibited items—as our correspondent did with ease."
I now know
what to do in case I ever got stuck on an airplane that's not going anywhere- organize and stage a revolt, like the passengers of Continental flight 1669.
Bare naked travel?
(Previously on MeFi: here
, except now they're actually doing it, and here
). The TSA wants to see you naked. Just don't paint "Kip Hawley Is An Idiot"
on your torso in Pepto-Bismol before you go to the airport.
New airline security regulations
in the UK have taken their toll on the touring musicians who used to be able to take their delicate and/or rare instruments as carry-on luggage. Many are forced to either take their chances in the cargo hold or take ferries to countries with less restrictive security guidelines. Others contemplate staying home from touring completely. (via BBC)
French police on Sunday ended their practice of hiding plastic explosives in air passengers' luggage to train bomb-sniffing dogs after one such bag got lost, possibly ending up on a flight out of Paris' Charles de Gaulle airport.
WTF were they thinking? Isn't there a better way to train the dogs without making innocent people unwittingly carry plastique?
Would you fly with them?
Having the information, whatever you think it proves, would you get on the plane to find out what's behind it?
Now is probably a poor time to start making bomb jokes
at the airport.