MetaFilter posts tagged with sextoys

Play God in the bedroom.

yiftach — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:38:07 -0800

NSFW: Genesis, a high concept line of sex toys, one for each of the days of Creation. (via, previously)

Odd creativity with sex toys

janetplanet — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:21:31 -0800

Odd creativity with sex toys - sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes pretty far-out, and sometimes just unbelievable (all links probably NSFW to varying degrees)

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing

Stynxno — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:50:19 -0800

G-Spot Ramplified has just received a popular endorsement. Could George be following the groundwork originally laid by 50 Cent? Are celebrities and their sex toys now an acceptable part of everyday life? Will Madame Tussaud be replaced by these guys? [links nsfw]

Wal-Mart

Protocols of the Elders of Awesome — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:11:44 -0800

Wal-Mart sells dildos

Ooooooh! Steve!

fungible — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:12:44 -0800

iPud For those of you wondering why Apple fans don't just have sex with their iPods, now they can!

There goes my entire posting wad.

Stan Chin — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 23:32:33 -0800

Let's say you're MacGyver and you were stuck in a room with 3 Bar Stools and the only way out is through a ceiling window. What would you do? Well... that's certainly an option I suppose. There's plenty of other useful tips for the cunning do-it-yourselfer at Homemade Sex Toys. I assume it would be a smart idea to have some Boy Butter on hand before you try the one with the PVC Pipe. It's all possibly easier than the real thing, which seems unecessarily loud and complicated. All Links NSFW

Cushy Love Making

MiguelCardoso — Tue, 04 Feb 2003 09:16:36 -0800

Cushy Sex! Give the kitchen table, the work-out bench and your exhausted sofa pillows a rest: invest in some plush, velveteen adult Lego(ver). Forget rock/scissors/paper; go wedge/ramp/cube/stage! Yeah! Forego childish things; dust off the old Kama Sutra! For how often can you improve your sex life without risking your neck? Or at least throwing your back? [Not safe for work but seems very safe indeed for aprés-work. Colours admittedly awful. Movies instructive yet hilarious (the guy specially). Via Bifurcated Rivets.]

Satirical hamster site

Carlos Quevedo — Mon, 02 Dec 2002 03:40:26 -0800

Buy a real hamster and bugger the expense.

DrDoberman — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 11:47:12 -0800

How to build a bomb isn't all there is to the Internet as press would have you think. Anyway it's harder than just getting some plans, as this guy found out. So why not build a bomb shelter instead? Or build your own train, hovercraft, speedboat, car or plane - can't fly - don't worry build a flight simulator! Toast your success with DIY firewater cooked with your solar furnace. Enjoy your CB radio, listen to MP3s or toy with your sextant. And with all the kinky clothes and loads of pervy toys to make who has time to build bombs? I can see the bumper stickers now "Make leg spreaders, not war!"

DragonBoy — Sun, 03 Jun 2001 18:02:38 -0800

Two dildos and a butt plug... That'll be $1300
Is this bluring the lines between sex toys and fine art a little further or has the adult toy industry decided to cater to the rich? Sexnology creates adult toys with an expensive new twist, they are made of Borosylicate glass. Of course, these toys look as cool as the $200+ price tag would indicate.

briank — Sun, 22 Apr 2001 19:25:01 -0800

NOW SHOWING -- It's a Sex Toy and A Candy This link takes you to a Flash animation for an "adult product" called GummyDongs -- gummy candy shaped like a penis, with a real vibrator inside. The animation is mildly amusing, but the concept was pretty funny to me. If you hate Flash, just go to the home page (sounds like pr0n, but it's actually pretty tame compared to the Nob-scan link)

plinth — Fri, 08 Sep 2000 04:30:26 -0800

As long as you're at Sears to get your child's school uniforms, you can also attend to...uh...other problems.

skizz — Thu, 03 Aug 2000 11:28:44 -0800

Female iMac owners rejoice!

plinth — Mon, 24 Jul 2000 06:28:40 -0800

Apple to release the vMac and dMac [from Fark], of course we all knew that the iBrator has been around for some time. Be sure to check out the movies if you haven't seen them before.

plinth — Fri, 31 Mar 2000 08:40:33 -0800

Looks innocuous, doesn't it? It's actually the Hello Kitty vibrator^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmassager. I've been told that Sanrio makes products to help little girls through all stages of growth up to adulthood. Now I believe it.