Words of warning: Watch out for squirrels
. Keep your kids with you
, but don't put them here
. And finally, some advice for golfers
. (links go to pictures) [more inside]
A new book, Signs of Life (which I can't find on Amazon yet), features photographs of spoof signs
Using the toilet facilities more than twice a day is forbidden.
And so it should be. And moving around the office
should be prohibited. And don't bring your own stuff to work
. Oh yeah - and refurbished elephants.
(some of those are links to PDF's).
Maintain Silence at all times.
Modern Drunkard has posted a handy guide for the alcoholic in us all, a set of gestures to communicate your needs when it's too loud to hear, or just because, as the site says, "when words come out, whiskey can't get in."
Stick figure warning guy.
Catch him giving an oscar worthy performance in this
brilliant "truck tailgate with boxes falling" sequence. Plus a bonus: read the stick figure's comments on each shoot! I always wanted to meet the megastar who protects corporate America from law suits.
Be careful what font you choose.
Everyone deserves a good laugh at least once a day. I'm still laughing.
the Virtual Reality tour!
I haven't laughed this hard for a long time! Make sure you read all of the cone pages.
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Modern Humorist takes a deeper look into the semiotic nightmare that is Palm Beach County.