...magazines depicting lesbianism, homosexuality, sodomy, transvestism, sadism, bestiality, masochism - all the abnormal perversions!
The Citizens for Decent Literature want you to join their fight against PRINTED POISON. (possibly NSFW.)
Your pal Microsoft wants to warn you against the Googlighting Stranger.
Telephone Manners For Kids (SLYT WTF)
Some guy named Spence Peppard takes a flying shot at Willie Nelson and Patsy Cline's Crazy.
Dancing with the Star Wars Stars. It's Vadertime.