"I'll break down to you exactly what happened, a play-by-play account. I came home, unbelievably intoxicated, I mean beyond drunk. I couldn't even, let's say, upload a video to Youtube. Then I walked upstairs and spotted in the hallway a video camera atop a tripod, pointed toward the floor. I had no choice. The only viable move was for me to
start singing Kiss From a Rose to my cat, who I am very clearly abusing physically."
posted by yellowbinder
on Jul 5, 2012 -
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