Buuuuuy snaaaack fooooood...! Ooooooooooooooooooooo! *rattles chains* [via]
posted by brundlefly on Jun 20, 2007 - 16 comments

"Yo, homeboy, are you hungry for some mad hip hop flava? Sink your grill-piece into Master P's Platinum Bar-B-Que. Want somethin' sweeter? Lil' Romeo's Bar-B-Quein' with Honey! If cheese is the flava you need, try Warren G's Cheezie Nacho!"
The most bizarre niche snack marketing since Arafat's cheese puffs.
posted by mikrophon on Nov 26, 2002 - 30 comments