MetaFilter posts tagged with sperm and reproduction

Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

cjorgensen — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:25:14 -0800

If plastics, or pesticides, or antidespressants have got you down, you can still make art with it, drink it or cook with it. It's been a strange week for semen. Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. I'm dedicating this post to Astro Zombie.

Sperm Wars: The Game

bedhead — Fri, 13 Jun 2003 09:49:48 -0800

Sperm Wars: Extreme sporting's next generation may well be Exo-biotic. What could be first manifestation in this new realm of sport? Taking into account such factors as: simplicity of contest design, ease of sample collection, lots of visible action, and abundant human male competitiveness, the most logical and economic choice would be a sperm competition.

Any volunteers? What do you think the next "extreme" sport will be?

srboisvert — Fri, 30 Aug 2002 18:25:23 -0800

Flocks of sperm turning to the left indicates possible memory. Does this mean every sperm really is sacred?

homunculus — Tue, 22 Jan 2002 16:46:39 -0800

A procedure known as haploidisation could allow lesbian couples to have a baby that shares both their genes. The procedure may be available in 18 months' time. Sperm? We don't need no stinking sperm!