MetaFilter posts tagged with spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants at 10

ColdChef — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:58:37 -0800

“He’s courageous, he’s optimistic, he’s representing everything that Mickey Mouse should have represented but never did. There’s even something Jesus-like about him—a 9-year-old Jesus after 15 packets of Junior Mints.” SpongeBob SquarePants at ten years old.

Spongebob Rectal Thermometer

jonson — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:47:39 -0800

Best rectal thermometer ever? And yes, it does play the theme song while taking your temperature.

Spongebob + Casablanca = Awesome

sir_rubixalot — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:48:00 -0800

A special treat from the Annie Awards on February 8th, 2008. The cast of Spongebob Squarepants redubs a clip from Casablanca. They are accurate to the script; which makes it completely awesome. via.

Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay

ericb — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 19:24:19 -0800

The gays continue to spread their “homosexual agenda” through cartoons and children’s shows. First it was Tinky-Winky (the Gay Teletubbie), then SpongeBob SquarePants and PBS’s Buster. Last night it was The Simpsons. And now today we learn that Shrek is up to no good! What should a proper upstanding citizen do? Get me the President!

SpongeBob Goes to Church

livingsanctuary — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 07:39:30 -0800

SpongeBob Goes to Church With the recent kafuffle over SpongeBob's perceived sexual orientation, the United Church of Christ felt it was only fitting to extend to him an invitation to attend their inclusive services. Apparently, he accepted the invitation.

We got Tom Brokaw at ABC and we can get you.

CunningLinguist — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 05:27:41 -0800

"You have the audacity to call me intelligent.” We covered Spongebob promotes the gay here. Now comes an amusing coda: a catfight between the Dobson forces, who started an anti-media email campaign, and Keith Olbermann, who printed and ridiculed said email. Dobson's people claim victory because Olbermann spent so much time on them, and Olbermann, a trifle defensive about the secular media, makes more fun.

SpongeBob Gaypants

three blind mice — Fri, 21 Jan 2005 05:02:49 -0800

SpongeBob Gaypants? conservative christian groups warn that the fictional cartoon character SpongeBob Squarepants "is being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality."

Deliciously negotiating with hostage-takers

XQUZYPHYR — Sat, 04 Dec 2004 22:14:05 -0800

Would it be wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed one's family? And by loaf of bread, I mean a nine-foot inflatable SpongeBob Squarepants, and by feeding my family, I mean getting free Whoppers for a year as a reward for returning them to the roof of the Burger King from which they have been disappearing. (via ToonZone)

And Bruce Willis as Sandy Cheeks!

MrBaliHai — Sun, 23 Feb 2003 18:57:33 -0800

If you worship SpongeBob Squarepants as much as I do, then you know that superb voice talent is one of the things that makes this particular cartoon so wonderfully entertaining. But what you might not realize is just how much top-drawer showbiz talent the show's executive producer, Stephen Hillenburg, has assembled to bring his cast of wacky undersea characters to life: film actors like Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs), Ernest Borgnine (Mermaid Man), and John Rhys-Davies (The Evil Man Ray), along with teevee legends Tim Conway (Barnacle Boy) and Charles Nelson Reilly (The Dirty Bubble). Who knows, maybe they'll they cast Gary Oldman in the role of Plankton for the upcoming film?

SuzySmith — Mon, 10 Jun 2002 23:13:03 -0800

What would SpongeBob do?

kd — Sun, 07 Apr 2002 21:48:26 -0800

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? spongebob sqarepants! absorbent and yellow and porous is he! spongebob squarepants! if nautical nonsense be something you wish! spongebob squarepants! then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!