Are the verbal pignuts nipping at thine clay-brained heels yet again? Does your dankish, knotty-ated mind quiver at scouring the bard's odiferous works for suitable defense? Then attend thee to the Shakespeare Insult Kit, where all manner of creations await your dullish wit.
INTERIOR SHOT: Stratford-upon-Avon; Study; William at desk
William: takes long toke from hash pipe on desk
To be or not to be...
That is the question...