MetaFilter posts tagged with toddler

2yo boy picks lock to sister's room in the night, steals her toys

Joh — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:18:58 -0800

Her parents were skeptical that her two year old sibling could really be doing this, so they set up a webcam to see what really happened in the night. Here's the proof. More details at the local news site - the girl locked her own door to try and keep her brother out, and he's using a pair of nail clippers to pick the lock.

Da Cush a Puhson Owl Tee

ShawnStruck — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 06:56:31 -0800

A complilation of a 2 year old wrestling fan's WWE wrestler impersonations from CM Punk to Kane. (SLYT)

Why did I pee pee in daddy's work bag? Better question: Why are we always out of crackers?

jbickers — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:09:41 -0800

"Look mom. I can tell from the way you haven’t looked me in the eye since fetching me from my crib well before dawn that you’re upset about last night. Waking up every 45 minutes to 1.5 hours isn’t easy for me either. In my defense, my blanket really did keep coming off, I was thirsty, and…I can’t remember the other reasons, but I’m sure they were equally valid." The Honest Toddler is blogging about his experiences as a child, from helping mommy get potty trained to his view of one-year-olds to organizing the 34th Annual Toddler Unification Conference. His "The Truth About Car Sleep" is particularly brilliant. He also dispenses his wisdom via twitter.

This is more precious than it has any right to be.

thsmchnekllsfascists — Wed, 11 May 2011 08:42:55 -0800

A toddler finds a dead squirrel. Cuteness ensues. [SLYT]

Extended Breastfeeding.

gman — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:55:38 -0800

How old is too old to be breastfed? "10 good reasons to breastfeed your toddler"

CuteOverdose

piratebowling — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:22:19 -0800

Emily + Rishi = BFF. Barry Bland has done other amazing photography in the past, often featuring animals. These pictures were taken at The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (TIGERS).

Knee Bouncers

Pater Aletheias — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:41:38 -0800

Knee Bouncers: something fun for the itty bitty ones. It's come up a few times in AskMe answers, but I thought it was worth bringing to a wider audience. My toddler can't get enough if it.

Breakdancing Toddler

srboisvert — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:23:59 -0800

The Amazing Breakdancing Toddler [youtube]

Miles gets stuck in the cat door

onlyconnect — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:51:11 -0800

Let's not do that again, okay? Little Miles gets hung up in a cat door. [Quicktime requiring ActiveX] via

Adopted family values

u.n. owen — Mon, 27 Dec 2004 10:43:34 -0800

The Evan Parker Scott case bears more than a passing resemblance to the Baby Richard case of several years ago. Once more, a toddler who barely knows what's going on is being confiscated by the parent who gave him up in the first place. Is the domestic adoption system broken?

luser — Thu, 21 Jun 2001 06:18:50 -0800

Swedish toddler, home alone, dies of malnutrition and dehydration while druggie Mom is in police custody. Two thousand turn out for the funeral, and Switzerland engages in an orgy of national anguish. Anybody think this incident would cause the same kind of soul-searching in the U.S.? Or would Americans shrug it off?

Training toddlers to compete.

jedrek — Tue, 05 Sep 2000 23:21:08 -0800

Training toddlers to compete. This reminds me of the Dilbert episode where Dogbert holds training sessions for toddlers. I know parents often want to realize themselves through their children, but aren't we going a bit overboard here?