Sadly, there's a dearth of literature on toilet hygiene. Here in Portugal, being a clean-living people, after wasting a forest of bunched-up paper, we thoroughly wash our arses/asses in a bidet
after - pardon my French - taking a dump
. Men, it must be said, carefully wipe their dicks with toilet paper after a pee and flush twice. Women, though deprived of dicks in the tradition of old Freudian "penis envy", do the same. I wonder whether this is a universal tradition. Pray tell. Ugh!
posted by MiguelCardoso
on Aug 23, 2003 -
. Oh, it's not like you weren't expecting it. I'm surprised it took this long, actually.
posted by Su
on Apr 20, 2002 -