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. First they are attacked by evil Orcs in the woods; next they are driven into the dark forest of Lothlorien, where they are imprisoned by the beautiful but evil Queen Beruthiel. They make their escape when Beruthiel's good sister, Galadriel, frees them from their prison-cell and floats them down the river in barrels ... however, they face a terrifying setback when they are found by the evil wizard Radagast. Gandalf sacrifices his life to destroy Radagast the Balrog, and the others escape the mountains while the battle rages.(via Making Light)
posted by grabbingsand
on Apr 7, 2005 -
Welcome to Pushington Downs
This amusing fairy tale is brought to us from some of the fine folks from MST3k. Edward the less is an amusing bit of comedy based in a universe almost completely unlike that of JRR Tolkien. It never made it past series 1. Perhaps a bunch of renewed interest would push it along.
posted by MrLint
on Dec 20, 2003 -
Hobbiton It's On!!!
"Yo, I'm harder than a Mithril coat / A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote / I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith / If you don't watch
out, I'll make your ass dissappeareth.
." - Lord of the Rhymes. For those of you who can't wait to see Legolas bustin' caps
again in "The Two Towers," settle down for some gangsta rap
(5.61 MB MP3), Middle Earth style
. "He's mean / he's green / Gollum beat box like you never seen!
" (via firda
posted by lotsofno
on Dec 5, 2002 -
on a level that I can definitely get behind. A shot by shot analysis of the full trailer for "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers". The trailer is up in Quicktime
, for all us fanboys.
posted by GriffX
on Sep 30, 2002 -
When The Lord of the Rings
series rolls around to Xmas 2002, will they have to change the name of the second episode from The Two Towers?
Will Hollywood have settled down by then? Maybe it won't be a sensitive problem anymore. But what would be a good alternate title?
posted by crunchburger
on Oct 26, 2001 -