“I’ve stolen Guevara’s puzzle cube” remarked Tom cherubically.

wendell — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:06:40 -0800

Schott's Vocab Blog is doing a weekend competition for 'puns that monkey with the description of reported speech for comic effect', and has gotten about 2000 entries so far!" Tom said swiftly. "Some of them are actually funny if you think about them," he added judgmentally.

"And this no-frills site serves up random Swifties," Wendell said refreshingly. "I wanted to give an extra link because I procrastinated in posting this," he extrapolated.

"There's more on the inside!" he added punishingly. Here's the last time we did these on Metafilter, he wrote in riposte. "Only once in ten years!" he noted decadently. "I'm hoping to lure Tom Swifties Master bradlands back to the site with this," he said outlandishly. "I found this on the Internet!" Wendell said as Hugo ogled. "I think Tom Swifties are funnier than a Gary Larson cartoon with a bike in it!" he said farcically. "I'm glad I took the chance on this," he said haphazardly. "The last time I did something like this, they cut me off at the ankles," he said defeatedly.

Fun with Puns

kcmoryan — Wed, 06 Aug 2003 11:15:17 -0800

Tom Swifties! "I'm wearing my wedding ring," said Tom with abandon. Oh, the pun-ishment.