Tired of extreme sports? Need a new thrill? Extreme Kidnapping, the brainchild of
Mr. Scrillian, a rap artist from Detroit, is looking to provide thrill-seekers with
the ultimate in adrenaline rushes. For as little as $500 you can experience a "No-Frills Adrenaline Amp Kidnapping", or go whole hog with a custom videotaped "Standard Kidnapping" complete with restraints and mock torture.
Is this the next wave of extreme sport?
posted by greengrl
on May 19, 2003 -
25 comments
"The fight America has on its hands militarily is one thing. A fight our American intelligence and soldiery will not lose. Drunken, doped-up third world peasants paradise-bent on living as if it is still the stone age challenge us, now let them taste the full, unadulterated wrath of America's force. Let them drown in pools of their own blood." Call it "the ultimate pre-match promo:" the well-thought-out and eloquent
political pundrity of The Ultimate Warrior. Yes,
that one.
posted by XQUZYPHYR
on Sep 13, 2002 -
23 comments