MetaFilter posts tagged with urine

IT'S ALL PIPES!!!

Sys Rq — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:35:56 -0800

Brazil's new water conservation campaign: Xixi no Banho! (slyt)

No time to squat? There's an app for that.

Brandon Blatcher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:32:42 -0800

The portable urinating device for women (via)

"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"

resurrexit — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:27:30 -0800

Probation officers rejoice! We've talked about the Whizzinator before. Oh, c'mon, you remember? The fake penis that's capable of storing a warm, pre-mixed solution of "clean" urine so as to fool drug testers? Three weeks ago its developers pleaded guilty in federal court to charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and are awaiting sentencing. (Apparently an older design did not incorporate the heating element that kept the urine warm, otherwise I can't make sense of this bizarre episode of criminality. This, and Onterrio Smith's bust, got the Whizzinator some big attention and ultimately resulted in the developers' indictments. Spoiler: the WaPo article is rife with congressional pee and ding-dong jokes.)

I will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.

felix betachat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:16:45 -0800

Fire, brimstone & pee. (SLYT)

Toilet Confessions

dhammond — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:36:24 -0800

Tired of getting busted for illegally peeing* in New York City? Try Diaroogle.com, a toilet search engine that "helps you find quality public toilets from your mobile phone." *This post is really just a roundabout way of linking to the very excellent Courthouse Confessions blog while simultaneously satisfying my urge to post about toilets.

Nintendo Virtual Urinating Game

jonson — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:10:44 -0800

Nintendo Wee

A urinely,Why not use it to make children's toys? Children are always breaking their toys.

Astro Zombie — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:02:24 -0800

What do you get when you mix vegetable oil and urine? No, it's not tome fetish -- well, not yet, anyway. It's self-healing rubber, of course. (Via.)

So, you're into renewable energy?

Burhanistan — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:23:24 -0800

Heretofore experimental, the Japanese have now marketed a battery that is urine-rechargeable.

Cuz when you gotta go...

Dave Faris — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:21:57 -0800

MizPee works on your mobile phone to help you locate the nearest, cleanest bathroom.

103 DISEASES CURABLE BY COW URINE

bigmusic — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:27:15 -0800

Cow piss heals (a guide)

Only in Brooklyn.

paulinsanjuan — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:08:14 -0800

No rest stop? Try latex. From consumerist.com, a tale of... what can i say? Just a funny story. With pictures.

Are our library books safe?

iurodivii — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:58:53 -0800

Grandma, we only need you to fill it up to this line.
Levy County, Florida, in the Good Old US of A is requiring drug tests of its library volunteers, most of whom are between 60 and 85 years of age. “It’s not like we are a high-risk group for coming in drunk or high or stoned or whatever.” This has, of course, put a dent in their volunteer pool (scroll down to "Municipalities"). Moody said that when the county signed the contract with First Lab to provide drug-testing a year ago, urine samples were the only means considered. "We didn't know that there were other options," Moody said.

Russian urine against a scalpel of the doctor!

unSane — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:29:43 -0800

It is imported from Russia in three different flavors. What can't it do?. Why not attend a conference and sing the song. Previously. Skeptical?

Asparagus

three blind mice — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:00:15 -0800

Why does it stink when I pee?

Slow news day.

mek — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 20:56:18 -0800

Canadian PM Stephen Harper expressed his "disgust" over the Canada Day incident. Royal Canadian Legion spokesperson Bill Butt described it as “abhorrent” and “vile,” and demanded increased security. Ottawa police described the case as a priority. If only we had some sort of fence, or corral, to prevent this sort of disaster. The virtual manhunt has begun, but we need your help: have you seen this man?

Pee and save water

dov3 — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:56:51 -0800

Urinate and save water at the same time. Water-free urinals in California. Is it good not to flush?

Best Pervert Ever!

Mayor Curley — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:58:21 -0800

Fresh is best. "It's like drinking their youth."

Meth from urine

dbiedny — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 15:25:01 -0800

Don't smoke urine if you're looking for a methamphetamine high, because you might burn yourself, or worse, have the world find out about your mishap. The best is the quote from his lawyer: "I suspect that, more than anything, Steve was doing this as an intellectual proposition." Lawyers will say the darnedest things.

Urine good hands with MeCha.

DeepFriedTwinkies — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:51:44 -0800

Everything you always wanted to know about urine but were afraid to ask.

Piss up ?

johnny7 — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 05:05:25 -0800

Taking a (the) piss. Handy hints from MoFi.This takes the cake. *efficiently urination for males: first of all, learn to urinate while in a seated position. It is more relaxing, less spray intensive, and the spreading of the loins allows for a relatively thorough emptying of the bladder. Spread legs slightly for optimal effect.(There's a lot mi)

Best use of beer ever.

knutmo — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:37:11 -0800

Best use of beer ever.

liquid gold

halekon — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:26:57 -0800

how to use your urine Every day, we urinate nutrients that can fertilize plants that could be used for beautiful landscapes, food, fuel, and fiber. Instead, these nutrients are flushed away, either to be treated at high cost or discharged to waters where they overfertilize and choke off aquatic life. Liquid Gold: The Lore and Logic of Using Urine to Grow Plants tells you how urine—which contains most of the nutrients in domestic wastewater and usually carries no disease risk—can be utilized as a resource.

Guzzle it down!

biffa — Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:42:23 -0800

US Marines can go and drink their own piss , thanks to these guys.

Butterfly Pee

y6y6y6 — Wed, 22 Oct 2003 11:51:23 -0800

Butterfly Pee - Pure urine from the wild. In the wild butterflies find their greatest source of sodium, essential minerals and vitamins from wild animal urine puddles and urine-soaked leaves. Now you can bring this natural buttlerfly attractant to your garden.

toilet talk

apocalypse miaow — Sat, 02 Aug 2003 10:21:19 -0800

Crap on wheels... that's Robbie Williams. He has a bit of a history with (ahem) lavatory 'situations'...