MetaFilter posts tagged with uweboll

Stop a travesty before it's made.

Caduceus — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:45:40 -0800

Uwe Boll has said if this online petition gets a million signatures he'll stop making movies. Prev iously

"Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better."

absalom — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:56:57 -0800

Last summer, Uwe Boll took on four of his many critics. The "Teutonic Terror" (an amateur boxer who spent months in training for the event) so throughly savaged his opponents that three of them became gushing fans. Sure, he exploits an enormous German tax loophole to make dreadful films, but maybe he's just an industry-savvy Ed Wood. His most recent bit of empassioned lunacy suggests so. Hell, he has one more doctorate in literature than I do, and even the Wired guys though one part of Postal was funny.

Raging Boll

bob sarabia — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:06:09 -0800

Remember when Uwe Boll challenged his critics in the boxing ring? Some of them accepted and the event went down on September 23rd. One of the challengers was Lowtax, who had some fun with it.

And in this corner...!

loquacious — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:22:17 -0800

Do you hate Uwe Boll? Did you write about it online? Here's your chance to kick his ass... In person. On film. Which will supposedly be presented in "Postal", one of his so-called movies. -Kristanna Loken

The frogurt is also cursed...

jonson — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:37:59 -0800

So, there will be a movie made from the video game Halo , which is bad. But it's being Exec. Produced by Peter Jackson, which is good.

A Load of Bollocks: Film Director Uwe Boll sets the web ablaze

nthdegx — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 03:08:40 -0800

"If you must see this movie, do yourself a favor and wait until it's in the bargain bin at the video store. If there's any justice in the film industry, one of the main actors will be there to rent it to you." A quote from a review of Alone in the Dark. Dr. Uwe Boll is developing quite a reputation as a terrible film director; and ruiner of valuable intellectual property with his videogame adaptations. Something Awful's look behind the scenes of Alone in the Dark makes for grim reading: "I know English is not his first language, but Jesus Christ, I'm not even sure this man has a first language", but for many the trailer was enough to put people off. According to Wikipedia, "he is currently in a bidding war for rights to Half-Life and Metal Gear Solid, and ... may be after the rights to Fallout and Castlevania as well". Before legions of gamers collapse under the strain, you should know it isn't all bad news. He isn't without fans; and Boll is apparently an active member of online discussion forums including imdb and IGN; so it is possible to tell him that he sucks directly; not that doing so has had any effect thus far.

Pong: the Movie would have more personality

fungible — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:45:36 -0800

We've discussed it before. But now it's actually made it to the screen. And it looks to be one of the worst films ever made.