A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her. Ba-dum dum.
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Ba-dum dum.
A baby seal walks into a club. (pause) Ba-dum dum.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! Ba-dum dum.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Ba-dum dum. Instant Rimshot
. For all those times you need a big red Flash button that'll give you a well-timed rimshot. (Jokes courtesy of Ask Mefi.)
A widget of mass destruction (warning: clicking this link will install a widget)
may be the answer to all those who have been fervently wishing or imagining
that Mac users will soon experience the joys of viruses and worms
... if, that is, you have taken the leap of faith
to OS X Tiger
and can't get enough of Dashboard
(last 2 are Quicktime video links). Konfabulator
was the precursor
-- there is a Windows version available (shareware).
Instant freelance political cartoons. Kind of like those games where you use a magnet to rearrange metal shavings into a guy's funny beard, only it's the Commander-in-Chief. (requires Flash)
Science brings the pub home.
Have any Guinness faithful tried it yet? Verdict?
reacts if you touch her or move her around the screen with your mouse. If you leave her alone, she will amuse herself and entertain you in the process. (Is there any way that doesn't sound dirty?)