Tables For One
is a collection of restaurant reviews "from another New York City" by A. Ponitus and illustrated by Evan Johnson. The restaurants include Frito-Lay themed places
, salt-obsessed aliens
, a gelato cult
, notable NPR personalities,
and a cafe for heartbreak
In 1891 author and lecturer ”Max O’Rell
” (being the pen name of one Léon Paul Blouet) published an amusing account of his travels through the States and Eastern Canada - "A Frenchman In America
" - that, along with the charming illustrations, reflect on then popular national stereotypes and character and is presented on Project Gutenberg in its entirely. (via
"I had these clubs when I was a young bachelor, hair down to my shoulders, tearing up the town in a 1990 Volvo 740 SEL with the sunroof open and the road before me like some great American Dream ready to be snatched, the way candy is from a baby, or a kiss from an easy and drunk woman."
Writer Marc Lewis
is selling his awful golf clubs.
A famously reclusive writer, John Swartzwelder
is responsible for many of The Simpson's iconic episodes. He stopped writing for the show in '04 and began to self-publish a series of increasingly absurd Sci-Fi Detective novels.
is having a Cat Week, and one of the features is "Kitty Lit 101"
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. The sun was shining; the birds were singing. Ponies big and small cantered throughout the town, whickering and neighing merrily as they went about their business.
Suddenly, there was a huge explosion!
“Oh my god, that was a huge explosion!” yelled Twilight Sparkle, staring in shock and horror at the massive fireball rising from the center of town. Hundreds of ponies ran screaming from the burning wreckage of the Town Hall. Some were covered in soot, and limped as they streamed past her, desperate to escape the burning hell behind them.
“Yo Twi’, you see dat shiz?” said Spike, her jive-talking baby dragon sidekick. He stood on her back, one claw wrapped in her mane while the other casually removed a set of shutter-style plastic sunglasses. You know, like the ones Kanye West is always wearing.
Michael Bay presents My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
. (It's fanfiction, but readable without knowledge of the show or fondness for pastel-colored horses.) [more inside]
Dr. Rob Dobrienski is a Manhattan therapist who blogs with honesty and humor on shrinktalk.net
about his practice and topics interesting to both laypersons with an interest in psychology and therapy as well as therapists in current practice. [more inside]
High court hangups
and There's no place like a hotel
are short humor pieces by Miles Kington featuring the Socratically uncooperative testimony of one Mr Chrysler who's accused of stealing 40,000 hangers from hotels. [more inside]
As a belated tribute (of sorts) to Victoria Day
, may you find interest in a variety of Victorina era
literature, short and long. In the short category, there is Chit-Chat of Humor, Wit, and Anecdote
(Edited by Pierce Pungent; New York: Stringer & Townsend (1857), who has written quite a bit
of such work) [via mefi projects]
, and Conundrums New and Old
(Collected by John Ray Frederick; J. Drake & Company Publishers Chicago, 1902) [via mefi projects]
This publishing house also published The Art of Characturing
, copyright 1941. If you prefer your antiquated humor with a twist, take a gander at bizarro version of Conundrums New and Old [via mefi projects]
. In the category of longer works, behold the The Lost Novels of Victorian New Zealand [via an older mefi projects]
. [more inside]
What if you wrote to Alpo
to ask if they have a senior citizen's blend, or to the AARP
to inquire about the living status of Abe Vigoda? And what if they wrote back? That's the purpose of Jackassletters.com
, part mischief, part mayhem, from MeFi's own cjorgensen
. History has demonstrated the fun of hoax letter writing
, for instance Kitty Piddle Soda
from Avery's Beverages
. Someone has to carry on the tradition. Tweaking the noses of power and fame
. (via MeFi Projects)
Stuff Nobody Likes.
A short list
is provided for your convenience. [via mefi projects
A grand allegorical account of the past four decades of human history - or something
, is of interest mostly to those of us over forty, but anybody can use the help of The Amazing Dostoevsky machine
(new and improved!), to get through Crime and Punishment. Great literature not your thing? Try one woman's elusive search for a marketable, filthy domain name
, or check how long you've been on this planet
. I'm up to 20284, and counting ...
It's all part of the quirky (insane?) Bonkworld. There's bound to be something here
to "feast your sense organs"
"Excuse me," Schwartzman said to the Home Depot man, "can you tell me where to find tar?" "Tar?" asked the Home Depot man. "What're you using tar for?" "I'm building an ark," said Schwartzman. If there was anything that two years of completing God's preposterous homework assignments had taught Schwartzman it was that there was absolutely nothing you could tell Home Depot Man you were building that would surprise him, that would get any reaction from him at all, for that matter, aside from the usual skepticism about your choice of building materials.Shalom Auslander
recasts Jewish history in short story form. Start with the aforementioned "Prophet's Dilemma
," and work your way backwards to "Plagued
." [more inside]
This is what happens
when you put some of the best writers in UK
comedy around a table to discuss videogames. Needless to say even the above average videogame writing gets a deserved hard time. Via the Spaced Out forums
Alexei Sayle's writing for the Independent
in the Motoring section. Occasionally it's about motoring, too! Also found was his "Imitating Katherine Walker" [html
] and an excerpt from his book of short stories 'Barcelona Plates'. more inside
Grind. Endless drudgery. Too much in your in-tray, not enough in your out-tray. You put your headphones on, but it doesn't really help. You want a distraction - just for a moment or two. "A happy employee is a productive employee" you justify to yourself, although you're not convinced. Then it happens. A 24 carat nugget of plain text escapism lands in your in-box. You're an alt-tab, double-click away from sheer bliss. DNRC
; FlipFlopFlyin Newsletter
; The Plain Text Gazette
; and the previously mentioned Snowmail
and Newsnight Newsletters
, which take a less formal but equally sharp look at the day's news, with anecdotes and observations thrown in. What other quality plain text mail lists are around?
The Funniest Writer Not Writing Today
...or yesterday, or last year, or even for ages
, has to be Fran Lebowitz
. So it was quite refreshing to find this little website devoted to her scant and miserly online presence. The latest publication featuring her name is, in fact, the menu of the newly-opened Café Lebowitz
in Manhattan's Nolita. Well, the author of the two masterpieces of wit, Social Studies
and Metropolitan Life
, recently anthologized in The Fran Lebowitz Reader
, always warned us she was pathologically lazy
... But the old
, occasional, lazy (but always witty) interview
, random quotation
is no compensation. I think she's up there with S. J. Perelman. Robert Benchley or Dorothy Parker. If only she'd actually do some work
! Are there any other wilfully and chronically unproductive writer you miss terribly and would force out of retirement if you could?
Oxford's guide to collective terms for animals
is a useful and fascinating although all-too-brief resource. Collective terms for birds are some of my favourites: an unkindness of ravens; a murmuration of starlings; a richness of martens. Bees and sheep seem to have a lot of collective terms. I can't imagine why. Altogether, though, I found one of the terms for for ferrets to be the pick of the bunch.
Modern Humorist's "Rough Draft: Pop Culture the Way it Almost Was" is finally available.
A few samples are here
. And while I like the Modern Humorist
and enjoyed their first book
I'm partial to The Onion's "Our Dumb Century"
as the funniest.book.ever. As I brace for the sarcastic responses, what do you
think is the funniest book ever written?
Forget the water on mars, the Israeli parliament and the nuclear disc drives... Here's the news we really wanted to know:
The corporate-pawn pseudo-weblogger Net Buzz seems to have a scoop on the winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest (the entries above are NOT on the official site
). These may not be for real, (the contest has never listed them in a Top 10) but they're funny enough to see me through until the real thing comes along. (#2 and #1 are kinda predictable, but #6 should appeal to all us MeFi Narcisists)