What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Ufez came from a scrabble game. Just one of those words that somebody plays and makes up some crap definition for. Ufez was "A slang term in Mexico for a pimp" (more Steve Buscemi than Ice-T, if that helps). Ahora soy el Ufez mas guapo en todo el mundo.
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