What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Here is where you would find a paragraph or two with interesting things about me, or quirky quotes that are supposed to make you like me, or some other witty take on the "My Profile" page that would somehow differentiate me from all the other MeFi users. Except that I haven't written anything of that sort here.
I'm a librarian at a
major Washington, DC, museum. There, that's something you might find interesting!
Or how about this: I was an extra in the film
Wonder Boys. Is that interesting enough for you?
Hmmmm. I have a dog. An Italian Greyhound, to be precise. Are you interested, finally?
I give up.