What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Here is my list of questions that I would like to figure out.
If you can email me the answer, then I don't have to waste a question to AskMe. Some of them are really chatty:
1. If you live in a place where you can't rip up the carpet, how do you make your shitty-ass beige carpet not make the rest of your place look like crap?
3. Is there some sort of archive of karaoke songs that don't have long intros or extended guitar solos. I like to sing, not stand there like an idiot.
4. Is there a repoistory of Lonestar beer bottlecap rebus answers?