What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I wish there were more robots. I mean, I know there are a lot of robots, but I'd like to encounter them in daily life and whatnot.
Plus, Styx rocks!
I mean the mythological river, not the band.
As soon as I get tenure, I'll put my real name back in. 'Cause I don't think anonymity and Metafilter mix very well, but I don't want anyone googling all of my cusses and stupid opinions while my job is still on the line.