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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Does my profile make me look fat?

- You're Good Enough
- You're Smart Enough
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"I've been accused of vulgarity.
I say that's bullshit."
- Mel Brooks

Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?'
Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.'”
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)