What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I've been called Mush mouth by several people in High school, college and beyond due to my tendency to talk rapidly and to mumble as well. I changed it to MushKelley for the purposes of internet logins since mushmouth is woefully popular and completely unorgiinal. I've been using the internet since 1995 for email and for really shoddy research in college. I still think the internet is just a place for geeks.