What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Because October is my favorite month, the most gorgeous month of the year where I live. Because October Surprise should be either a yummy alcoholic beverage or a fabulous drag/prOn name, not some sordid machination by the Reagan candidacy. And because redoctober was just too Tom Clancy and octoberrevolution was just too John Reed.