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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Scene 1:
I once wrote a book - consisting of one (single, very long)sentence. Writing method: Every day I would put Keith Jarrett's version of "Autumn Leaves" on the stereo, and write as fast as I could, for the 10 minutes the music lasted. After a year I had a book - which, to this day, remains unpublished.

Scene 2:
A dinnertable in a summer house, north of zealand, Denmark. Me, and 8 other girls (one of them my girlfriend). People are introduced to each other. We are all slightly drunk, a girl asks my name:

"It's Jesper, but just call me *JazZ*"

Everybody laughs.