What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
There is a moment when the pelvis explodes like a grenade. I who have lived in the shadow that each act casts on the next act now emerge as loyal as the thistle that in session puffs its full seed upon the indicative air. I have split the infinitive. Beyond is anything.