What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I first came online using AOL v1.5. I consider myself funny, but really that just means I enjoy complaining and being passive aggressive. My favorite dialectic is the Enlightenment. My one great fear is getting stuck in a revolving door. I believe the carpet sweeper is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the body public.
