What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I don't make FFP's because I don't really surf (I just go where Mefi sends me if it doesn' involve utube-ery), so I may not be considered a real "contributor". But I check here several times a day, usually don't comment, but am proud to consider myself a Mefite. I go to The Grey for my bellylaughs. I've found nowhere on the web to be as satisfying.
Meetups is fun! Go to one near you.