What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Back in '04, above the photocopier at work someone posted a list from a New York Times word game--the one where you add a letter to a word to make a new one and then come up with an amusing definition. I had "hydrophonic" on my mind as a candidate for the game when signups finally opened. I wish I'd googled it first, as it seems to be a popular neologism among jam bands and techno DJs. I never came up with an amusing definition.
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