What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Markov Leejay:
A friend of mine signed up to her the call was disconnected. I had a misspelled tag on one of Jim Gaffigan's bits about people automatically assuming you're an alcoholic just because the models have tattoos and nipple piercings. Don't get me in the door. Then she began posting anonymous criticisms and attacks to her family moved to stand in someone else's cold stale leftover showerwater and hope no one barges in to my brain.
It's astonishingly accurate.
