What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
A burger joint where I live has you place your order by name, which they then shout over the intercom when your order is ready. Bored, and tired of being addressed by common monikers, we came up with new names to hear over the intercom... Eugene Il-Boothenghati, Lorena Boonswoggle, Tits McGee (we never actually used this one), Tico Pelp.