What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I had a roommate who watched Darkwing Duck. "Hey DW!" for an entire year. He eventually married one of our female roommates. I just got, well, dangerous. No, actually, I didn't.
I've been using the tubes of the internets since 1992. Unfortunately, it's all on my permanent record. And Google.