What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
O, be kind to your web-footed friends,
For a duck may be somebody's mother;
She goes every day to the swamp
Where the weather is cold and domp (to rhyme with "swamp").
Now you may think that this is the end:
Well it is.