What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Netzapper's the handle I came up with back in 1994 when at the age of 10 I decided I wanted to be a "hacker" and a "phreak". I've since grown out of that totally and spend my time programming, but I've never been able to convince myself to drop the name.